Ring of Combat 37 is on Friday, and you know a promotion has made it when Sherdog reporter Lufti Sariahmed tweets about whatever changes the anticipated card undergoes. Well, MMA Journalist is going to do his part. Not with a full-out preview, mind you, but with a collection of haikus on the fighters. ‘Cause that’s how I roll.
- Tom DeBlass has been/ knocking them dead as of late./ It’s time for his belt!
- Chris Liguori and/ John Salgado will rematch./ Why? F**k you, that’s why.
- Al Iaquinta/ and Gabe Miglioli use/ syllables like mad.
- Little Deividas/ Taurosevicius, though, /uses them up worse!
- Munah Holland once/ punched a man to death for fun. / Ha! I’m just kidding.
- Aung La Nsang is/ what? Four syllables? Five? Who/ knows. Dude can fight, though.
- Shawn Obasi is/ a Wing Chun man, and he’ll die/ a Wing Chun man, man!